Above are photos taken by Angela (or Ler) at the SAD last Saturday! Our Saturday Afternoon Delights cum christmas songs marathon (Rudolph the red nose reindeer, jingle bells, etc). As you can see our performers [and some instruments {not to mention a music stand}] donned cute christmas hats to get the audiences into the christmas mood!
These pictures... Are evidences that Santa existed... And lives on in our stomachs (for those who have not shitted for the past 3 days)... ...
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Santa watched in horror as a girl cruelly stuck a candle deeply into his (once) cute button nose and lit it. He felt no pain, as the reason his nose was so cute is because he went for plastic surgery before. He muttered prayers continuously, thankful the candle was not stuck somewhere else real. A second later, Santa was deafened by the laughter of an orchestra and shoutings of "We wish you a happy birthday and a happy new year" over and over again.
More laughter, and suddenly, Santa saw a sharp object pointing at his throat (though it's all covered up by his bushy beard), followed by a flash which came from a blue box.
"Oh Lord, save me!"
*slice*
Santa Claus died a gruesome death in the hands of YTCCCO members for the sake of the christmas celebration and Nov/Dec birthday celebration.
"Aye I want the eyes!" Someone shouted.
Santa's ghost watched as the same girl who wrecked his nose gouged his eyes from his socket and handed the brown circle to the 'someone', who received his no longer sparkling eyes with glee and popped it into her mouth with envious look from her friends.
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OH MY GOD I just woke up. Hey! How did that story get into my computer?!?!
O_O
OHMYGOD.
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